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No less than the very existence of the human race was riding on what happened next. |
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Teller's Hobby H Bomb misfired and exploded in the silo due to inexperienced "Guest" evil scientists that Teller had greedily contracted from India so he could pocket the savings of not hiring the higher paid experienced US evil scientists. |
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That short sighted fool!!!!! Where are we going to get our evil scientists from now!? India is going to have ten times the number of evil scientist that we do!!!! America will be reduced to Banana-Republic stature by these greedy Republican fools! |
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China... |
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Now shut up! I'm the one telling this story. |
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Where the hell are you Marion! I swear I will destroy all of Louisville if I have to. I know ! I'll find her at her next gig!!! I think I can make a grand entrance. He. Hey Pal! You got guts on my new size 50's ! Now I'm really pissed! |
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Unbeknownst to the 16 Meter Woman Ray Wegimont of Louisville's own SOL17 had maneuvered the USS Louisville within firing range along the Ohio River. Ray Wegimont, formerly Admiral Wegimont of the US northern fleet had his share of experience fighting un-frozen carnivorous space aliens during his time in the article circle. (don't ask him about it, all top secret), But nothing had prepared the Ray and the crew of the Louisville for the 16 Meter Woman. The mood was tense. |
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Somehow during the ensuing battle NUCLEAR weapons were USED. The heat and R A D I A T I O N caused an amazing mutation in the local wild life. Soon Ray and the USS Louisville would be needed to fight the new menace, leaving the 16 meter Woman time to clean up before attending the Marion and the Dissident's concert that night. She needed a break. It's not easy being 16 meters tall! |
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AWW CRAP Not Again! |
