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I'm such a fool! I could have gone to see Marion and the Dissidents but instead I'm trapped here at Jim Porters. Ohhh God I hate my life. |
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Unlike my foolish evil twin younger brother, I bought my ticket in advance. Mooo Ha Ha. |
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Oh my God! This giant cat has eaten everyone at Marion and the Dissident's concert!!!!!! Don't worry Marion I'll save you! Take that you foul feline. |
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Sorry folks, there will be no happy ending to this story tonight! |
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We join this relatively strange story sometime before a recent Dissident's concert at a popular local Pub. …. If you have an inquisitive mind, strong heart and lots of free time... then read on. |
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Preview of next week's story. |
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Where the hell's my Cat! When I find out there's going to be Hell to pay!!!! Ooooo I feel so bloated!!!! Damn men of all worlds! |
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I bet that little bitch Marion and her band of angry Dissidents are behind this. Fluffy never did like that music!!! Well, I have a plan to deal with them! Ha ha huh?! |
